Rejectress Submission: Sarah Franco
This Video Will Be The Best Thing You See Today! Sorry. (Entertainment)
Yep, that’s it. The best thing you will see… all day. Hope you really savor the next three and a half minutes because it’s the best thing you’re going to see for the next nine hours you can muster consciousness for. Actually, y’know what, fuck it. Just go to bed now.
Ok! Jarod’s Web Series Gonna Be “Kinda Like The Office” (Entertainment)
It’s official! Jarod, or J-Rod as the boys call him (the boys could not be reached for a comment) is making a web series! There were no follow-up questions, on account of no one asked.
Supreme Court Rules We “Can Have A Little Human Rights. As A Treat.” (News)
When Daddy Roberts and Daddy Gorsuch feel extwa nice and speciaw, we get a wittle itty bit of human rights! As a treat!
Local Woman Hospitalized after Explosive “This Is Us” Finale (News)
The woman in question, Susan Smith aged 43 we can only assume, went into cardiac arrest at 10:01 PM Eastern Standard Time, after a deadly encounter with the NBC primetime dramedy, This Is Us. Susan appears to have suffered from a pre-existing condition, considering the show premiered in 2016.
Five Candles To Light Instead of Taking Out Your Waste Bin Full of Used Condoms (Style)
Walking downstairs? Tired. Apple Crumb Autumn from Bath and Body Works? Wired!
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