Rejectress Submission: Anna Larranaga
How to Not Get Horny When Thinking About Your Succulent’s Thick, Juicy Leaves [Love and Sex]
We’ve all been there-you're watering your houseplants when you’re suddenly aroused by the thicc leaves of your aloe vera. If you need to suppress your horny horticultural impulses, stop rubbing the soft supple leaves of your succulent between your fingers. If that doesn’t help, try thinking of a prickly, uncomfortable cactus, unless it feels like a sexy punishment…
Guy Who Wouldn’t Fuck You in College Wants to Connect on LinkedIn [Living]
In college, Eric was too cool and aloof to consider you attractive, but now he wants to add you to his LinkedIn network? Why? You helped him shop for his girlfriend’s birthday present nine years ago, is he hoping that now you’ll help him with his career?
This Woman is Taking a Stand Against Racism by Buying Herself a Cute Protest Outfit [Womanspiration]
This woman finally realized the world is racist so she’s taking it to the streets, but first, she needs the perfect lewk to show everyone she’s an ally. Can you believe her “Wild Feminist” shirt, Athleta leggings (with pockets for her phone!!), and minimalist BLM hat only cost $142??
Is Justice John Roberts a Zaddy? Or is He Just Occasionally a Decent Human Being? [News]
This investigative report dives into your occasional bursts of attraction to Chief Justice of the Supreme Court John Roberts. Is this 65-year-old a true zaddy, or is the bar so low that you find it sexy when he isn’t actively making life a living hell for gay people, immigrants, women, and BIPOC?
12 Astrological Signs That Give Your Friends Permission to be Rude to You [Living]
This list features all astrological signs that use their chart as an excuse to be an asshole to you. Spoiler alert: it’s all of them!
“Scorpios are known for being stubborn, so don’t expect your Scorpio friend to admit they’re wrong or apologize when they’ve hurt you. There’s just nothing they can do to change it!”
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