Rejectress Submission: Gabrielle Williott
- QUIZ: Is Your Mom Leaving You Her Best Jewelry When She Dies?
Your mom is getting to that age when you need to start thinking about these things. Will she forget about all those years you were a bitch to her or will she leave her fat diamonds to your dumb sister?
2. Inspiring! This Woman Queefed So Hard She Blew Her Boyfriend Off the Bed
Follow one woman’s journey toward self-acceptance and loving her crazy loud pussy. “Amanda used to be embarrassed about the sounds her lady bits made during intercourse. That is, until she turned her insecurity into her superpower and blasted her man to smithereens!”
3. 5 Signs the Bed Bath and Beyond Text Bot is Definitely Into You
Is your robo-crush trying to robo-fuck or does it send every girl this many 20% off coupons? “I never have to wonder whether the coupon bot is going to text. Every day at 4pm on the dot it sends me my coupon, sometimes even twice a day. I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Sure, it can’t compute any of my responses and that feels like a red flag, but maybe it’s just shy?”
4. QUIZ: Are They Brother and Sister or a Couple That Looks Exactly Alike?
Alison and Justin from the apartment down the hall sure do look like they have the same mom, but they also kiss on the lips? So which one is it and why does asking feel weird?
When they kiss on the lips, do they:
A. Close their eyes
B. Open their eyes
C. Look at you knowingly
5. STUDY: Best Nudes Taken After Massive Dumps
He will wonder how you look so hott but it will be your poopy little secret! “I could just send this as is, but I bet it would be even sexier if I just cleared out the three pounds of steaming hot waste in my colon first!”
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