Rejectress Submission: Kelsey Harper
Dog On 5 Hour Quarantine Walk Not Aware Pain Is Weakness Leaving The Body
Poof, an 80-pound golden retriever on his sixth daily 5-hour quarantine walk in a row, sadly has no grasp of the concept of “no pain, no gain”. Poof, whose legs to straight to his back, no ass at all, seems to have virtually no interest in bulking up.”
Help! My Boyfriend Never Learned Object Permanence And It’s Making P in V Sex Really Difficult.
Derek doesn’t understand that during sex his penis still exists even though he can’t see it anymore. “Everything’s fine until he looks down and — though he can feel his dick — it’s not immediately visible”. “I need my penis for other things, like peeing, and measuring to gauge my emotional stability”.
There Should Have Been More Ham in Hamlet. Here’s Why:
An essay. “All other books I’ve read (Green Eggs and Ham, Lord of the Flies, my mom’s self-published cookbook) featured ham.” “To quote Hamlet: “To die, to sleep — to sleep, perchance to dream”. Another way to read this is “To ham, to ham — to sleep, perchance to ham”.
Quiz: If Teeth Aren’t Bones How Come They Seem Like Bones?
A quiz, because we’ve gotta get to the bottom of this. “If teeth aren’t bones then why are they so hard and white? A) Google says it’s because they’re made of calcium but so’s milk…. and milk is white…. but not hard…?? B) I still kinda think they’re bones tbh.”
Why I, A White Woman, Wrote A 73,900 Word Essay on Fatigue Rather Than Taking a Quick Nap.
As a white woman, I believe you need to know why I’m tired (36 hours of allyship), how being tired makes me feel (tired) and what I plan to do once I’m not tired anymore (nothing). It’s my goal to help you understand that you should be furious with me.
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