Rejectress Submission: Mari Crawford
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2 min readAug 31, 2020
Male Trump supporter has not gotten laid in four years
“I don’t get it. My Make American Great Again hat matches my rouge complexion when I drink, so I wear it in my pictures. I thought it would for sure get me more matches. Should I make a fifth dating profile?”
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