Funny 30 Deez Nuts Jokes of All Time

Deez Nuts is a term used to purposefully interrupt or derail conversations. It isn’t a literal allusion to the testicles, but it is meant to confound and denigrate any conversation that is happening.

Origin of Deez Nuts Jokes

The 1992 release of the Chronic album is the first time we’ve heard about Deez Nuts. “Deeez Nuuuuts” is a song from Dr Dre’s new album.
A phone conversation between a guy, two women, and themselves opens the song. They exchange a few words back and forth before one of them exclaims, “Deez nuts!” The Deez nuts song became well-known among hip-hop and R&B performers within a year.
Deez Nuts was a word that appeared in the song lyrics of A.L.T., a hip-hop singer, and R&B Xscape. The expression “Deez Nuts” got its name from the manner it was used to describe Dr Dre’s song in 1992, which was intentionally unsettling.

Usage

Deez Nuts are frequently used to enhance conversations with real people as well as to play games with otherwise serious conversations on forums or social media.
It is also used as an insult in response to perceived disrespect when someone tells someone else to perform various sexual acts with Deez Nuts to show their disgust with their actions.
Deez Nuts has become a well-liked internet meme. As a reference in the lyrics of Dr Dre’s song and the video for WendelDaGreat, Deez Nuts is frequently used in prank calls and videos.

Let’s check out some of the funniest

I bought craziest NFT.

What’s that craziest NFT?

Deez Nuts NFT.

Johnny, do you know about Amber Heard?

Yes, I do, Deez nuts!

She was not heard.

What kind of nuts get bad reviews?

Deez nuts!

Have you heard about Adolf Oliver Walnut?

Because Walnut doesn’t like deez nuts

I’m loving this song!

Which song??

Joe mama Biden deez nuts!

Excuse me but do you like pudding?

Yes, of course.

Well how about pudding Deez Nuts in your mouth.

What did the nut chasing the other nut say?

Imma cashew.

Have you seen the film Bofa?

Bofa? Who is in it?

Bofa deez nuts.

Why do vegetarians give good head?

Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

Have you met my friend Phillip?

Phillip who?

Phillip on Deez Nuts.

What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?

A busted nut.

Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 cd’s?

Sure thanks!

To see deez nutz.

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

I think you should be a goblin this Halloween.

A goblin? Why is that?

Goblin Deez Nuts!

She: He’s probably thinking of other girls.

He: Why does she think like Deez Nuts?

Hey do you like Chef Boyardee?

Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty!

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine Dragon my nuts across your face.

You: Dee was asking after you the other day.

Person: who is Dee?

You: Deez Nuts!

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Well, beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck.

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