The Best Damn Last Minute Holiday Gift Guide on the Internet
Because there are always those pesky people you can never seem to buy for
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4 min readDec 20, 2013
I wanted to put together this list for all of your last minute gift-buying needs. Hope it helps!
- Do any of your loved ones sit around all day watching cable and devouring food? Get ‘em a 12-pack of Larry the Cable Guy Cheeseburger Flavored Tater Chips. But hurry up and GIT-R-DONE, as there’s only five left in stock!
- Have any pirate-obsessed friends that you can NEVER find anything for? Me too. But luckily i found this brown leatherette tri-fold pirate hat. So while their timbers may still be shivering, their head definitely won’t be!
- Do you have someone in your life that is always carrying cigarettes but is mortified of being known as “that chick with the lighter”? Well then, have I got a treat for you (and them): a lighter disguised as a cigarette. This is literally a spark of genius.
- Are all of the kids in your life already #blessed enough to have a Tornado Tube? Me too. But did you know that not everyone has enough weird and wacky things to do with their Tornado Tubes? Your solution is Taming the Tornado Tube: 50 Weird and Wacky Things to do with a Tornado Tube. But get moving, because you can currently pick up this enthralling book for pennies. Or a penny. It’s literally $0.01.
- Have an (ahem) smaller sized man in your life? In the spirit of the season, show him it doesn’t matter with this Lucky Bloke Ultimate Condom Sampler. While the fit may be small, the savings are HUGE!
- Have a street racing cousin that’s still grieving? Join the club. Cheer them up FAST by getting them this combo: Paul Walker RIP Memory Quote Shirt and Paul Walker RIP Too Fast Too Soon Shirt. They’ll #NeverForget (what a great gifter you are).
- Do you have that guy friend who is the absolute trifecta? You know who i’m talking about: 1) loves How I Met Your Mother 2) loves to dress like Barney from How I Met Your Mother 3) loves to go to bed like how Barney from How I Met Your Mother dresses during the day. Well, knock that legen — wait for it — d-bag off your list with The Official How I Met Your Mother Grey Silk Suitjamas. SUITJAMA UP!
So that’s it for the The Best Damn Last Minute Holiday Gift Guide on the Internet. I’m sure it helped out a ton!
Blake Henderson knows this list didn’t help out at all — and probably just stressed you out even more than you were prior to reading this. You can sign up to get stuff like this every day here. He would also gladly accept all of the gift suggestions above.
