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A Short List Of My Many Manly Fears

Just because I’m brave doesn’t mean I’m not scared all the time

1. I’m afraid of things crawling into my ears or getting stuck in them. A spider in my ear is a real hell-on-earth scenario for me. I also haven’t bought earbuds because I am a crazy person who thinks they’ll get stuck.




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