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I Love Batman

Specifically, Michael Keaton’s Dark Knight

I burned my ‘man card’ this year. Sure, it entitled me to perks like exclusive access to power and money. But masculinity has entirely too many rules made up at random.

My ‘man card’ was issued to me at birth by a high priest of the patriarchy during a secret ceremony. I had no choice in the matter: I was born to dominate, and one of the many…