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Michael Keaton as Batman, in the movie of the same name.
Photo: Warner Bros.

I Love Batman

I burned my ‘man card’ this year. Sure, it entitled me to perks like exclusive access to power and money. But masculinity has entirely too many rules made up at random.

My ‘man card’ was issued to me at birth by a high priest of the patriarchy during a secret ceremony. I had no choice in the matter: I was born to dominate, and one of the many…

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John DeVore

I created Humungus, a blog about pop culture, politics, and feelings. Support the madness: https://johndevore.medium.com/subscribe