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Men Love ‘There Will Be Blood’ A Little Too Much

The internet lost its mind over one bad film take. But was it really so awful?

John DeVore
Published in
6 min readApr 23, 2020

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If you want to go viral, publish an essay about how unimpressed you were by Paul Thomas Anderson’s critically-lauded 2007 drama There Will Be Blood. If that isn’t quite enough to make Twitter lose its collective mind throw in a little gentle gender warfare and you should be good to go.

That’s what happened recently when Elle Hunt, a Guardian writer, published an essay titled: “I’ve never seen: There Will Be Blood.” It’s a cheeky title because it flirts with clickbait. She knows any humorless movie snob scold can’t resist such a lure. “What? You haven’t seen this pioneering work of art,” they’ll scream directly at their phone, whilst clutching a lace hanky.

“No other film has so captured the heterosexual male imagination in more than a decade,” writes Hunt. She clearly states her observation is anecdotal but I’ll back her up: the only other contemporary movie as beloved by thoughtful bro cinephiles would be Christopher Nolan’s twisty, chilly sci-fi thriller about dream thieves Inception.

In the essay, she writes about being pressured by romantic partners into watching the two hours and thirty-eight-minute long movie. One ex-boyfriend is a There Will Be Blood…

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John DeVore

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