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One Day You Will Be Obsolete

Age is just a number and one day you run out of them

I use to play hooky from a job where I was one of the oldest employees. I’d tell my bright-eyed coworkers that I had an ‘off-site’ meeting and then I’d go to a matinee screening. It was easier, and more dignified, to have a panic attack in a dark theater than in an open-office. So I’d sit there and emotionally eat popcorn and…

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John DeVore

John DeVore

I created Humungus, a blog about pop culture, politics, and feelings. Support the madness: https://johndevore.medium.com/subscribe