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When You Put He/Him In Your Bio

You get trolled on Twitter by a billionaire who has nothing better to do

There is a reality where visionary billionaire Elon Musk is satisfied with his money, and fame, and place in history as a commercial spaceflight and electric car pioneer. In that reality, he is content, or as content as a driven captain of industry can be.




by John DeVore

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