11 Signs You Might Be My Mom’s Kid
And By Extension, My Long-Lost Sibling, I Guess
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2 min readMar 2, 2017
- You find yourself, in moments of vexation, using expressions like, “Boogers and snot!”
- You have ever, or will ever, refer to someone as “a dinkle-dwarf”.
- You feel really guilty if you only use a plastic Ziploc ™ bag once before throwing it away.
- You feel really guilty if you only use a paper towel once before throwing it away.
- You feel really guilty if you only use a Kleenex ™ once before — ok, I’m just kidding.
- You question everything.
- You have an innate need to use things for something other than their intended function.
- Growing up, you automatically got the day off of school for the premiere of any Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings movie.
- Some of your best childhood memories involve having books way above your “suggested reading level” read out loud, and not having the foggiest idea what was going on.
- You knew “The Chronicles of Narnia” by heart before you knew how to read.
- You have long, long phone conversations with your Mom that invariably end with one of you saying: “OK I have to go because I really need to go to the bathroom.”
If you can nod along with more than five of these and think you might be my long-lost sibling, reach out to me in the comments.