Announcing My 2020 Presidential Run

You May Not Know it Yet, But You‘re Going to Vote For Me

I talked it over with Micah, NJ and Shosty, and they are behind me 100%.

It’s not a question of if I will win, but a question of by how many dozens of electoral votes.

You see, my platform will consist entirely of impassioned promises to abolish daylight saving’s time.

I am counting on Leslie Loftis to help me run a strong grassroots campaign:

Diary of a Gen X Mom: MADS

Don’t tell me because I already know: I’ve got your vote.