Would It Be Wrong . . .

Why is everything in this picture so clean?! Is this Nirvana?!!

. . . to dress my 11-month-old child in old clothes and spray her down with Endust ™?

. . . to shave the dog?

. . . to pull up all the grass and dirt in our backyard and replace it with a 3' layer of crushed rock?

. . . to buy the dog a used treadmill?

. . . to let my kid be naked while she eats?

. . . to look the other way when the dog enthusiastically springs for something that’s just been regurgitated on the floor?