My Medium counter:

  • Current number of “things to do” on the list to make me a better person, based on 6 months of my Medium feed: 1, 124
  • Number accomplished: 2
  • Which one: Get sh*t done
  • Actually accomplished: no
  • Number of action items I have added to “brushing my teeth” before going to bed: 134
  • Minutes allotted for those things: 27
  • Likelihood of doing anything beyond brushing teeth and watching most of an Office rerun: too close to call
  • Which episode: Scott’s tots
  • Hours before 8:00 a.m. required to accomplish the things I’m supposed to do before 8:00 am to make me a better person: 12
  • Number of websites bookmarked to improve my work life: 311
  • Bookmarks revisited: 0
  • Minutes until Chrome reinstalls without importing old bookmarks: 2.5