It’s Not Cool To Dance To A Song About Stalking.

Just because a song sounds romantic, doesn’t mean it is. And just because it’s slow enough to dance to, doesn’t mean you should.

There’s no time more crucial to consider these truths than when choosing the first dance song for your wedding. Launching your marriage with a song about your loved one dying isn’t a great move, even if Celine Dion is singing it. And don’t forget that you’ll be dancing in front of a crowd of loved ones and friends, all of whom have likely judged every detail of your ceremony and reception and are waiting to see what you choose to dance to.

In light of that, here’s a handy chart to consult to keep you from dancing to a song about a stalker sung by Sting.

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