WHY NOT US? Besides Germany, Portugal and Ghana in a terrible, terrible, terrible draw.

And that you can apply the same graph to all 31 other teams.

And that you can apply the same graph to all 32 teams in who finishes last at the 2014 World Cup.

WAIT NO FORGET NEGATIVITY WE’RE GOING ALL THE WAY GO GO USA! WHY NOT US? U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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