What is the best gift to get someone?

Because you totally forgot about Father’s Day. And that other thing. Wait, is that TOMORROW?

But I know what you’re thinking, Gentle Reader. This is just too complicated. With the help of my mom (the Internet G-list famous “Rossmom”) I’ve come up with the following piece of succinct advice:

See also: Maslow’s heirarchy of gifts*
*(Which I haven’t drawn 

Or just get them a gift certificate. Or maybe a copy of my book of comics?

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