F.D.Y.W.F

Isn’t she adorkable?

People choose to be ignorant and to not question things they are told.

There are people who don’t read books.

There are people don’t do things they don’t want to do unless it will do something for them.

And the majority of people watch the news and go see movies because it gives them a shared experience to bitch about things with other people or to reaffirm that the life they chose was theirs even though the antidepressants aren’t working and before they fall asleep every night they think of ways how to fake their own death.

There are people who have become complainers, troublemakers, bitchers, whiners and this pathos is presented as clever, cute and normal.

Adorkable is not even a thing.

It shouldn’t be a thing.

It should have stayed in the mouth of the girl who said it in the first place. It was an intern at a marketing firm. She was trying to say “Hello Kitty is Adorable” but her mouth was full of cupcake and frosting and she was looking at a picture of Zooey Deschanel and that’s how “Adorkable” became a thing.

And that word was used to market weird skinny actresses who play social awkward women as a way to take money from the pale hands of actual real weird skinny socially awkward women who felt mispresented by a movie starring Kathryn Heigl.

Adorkable was chosen because they thought these weird women would be offended by the term F.D.Y.W.F (Female Dork You Wanna Fuck). Women require special handling when it comes to marketing. Men are pretty simple to market to. It’s always P.I.P. with them. Pussy Is Pussy.