ICTL: WTF are these pants?!

Okay Proyog, you’ve got me. There’s a void in my life that’s missing a $65 blue diaper with legs attached to it, except you’ve called it “Women’s Vira Dhoti Pants.” What are Hyperbreath material and Lenzing Modal? Where do these organic products occur in nature? I read online that Lenzing Modal is created “using Edelweiss technology” — this doesn’t clear anything up.

Where does the material go?

Fellow yogis, explain how this works. In downward facing dog, where does the material go? Does it sag like some kind of tail? Is this easier than normal yoga pants? If you participate in yoga farts, is there a ripple in the fabric or does the “roomy gusset” contain the whole experience? Will the world know about your flatulence? These are things that need to go in the description of the pants.

Who in the fuck’s feet look like that?!

You didn’t even bother photoshopping the feet on at the ankle. ARE THOSE WRISTS?! Has this person donned a strange sweatshirt and you attached feet to their wrists? Was this originally a handstand? Who is your graphic designer and why is this the promotional image for your pants?

I’m sorry I have so many questions, but you’re not getting my $65 until they’re answered.