The Sirius Murderer

Dan Canon
I Taught the Law
Published in
6 min readFeb 9, 2024

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There’s a secret I have wanted to share with you for a while now. I’m ready. Are you?

WARNING: This is only for the most special and gifted of readers. If you aren’t special and gifted enough, stop reading now. Come back next week for the usual corny, moralistic claptrap.

Okay, here goes.

Photo by Marc Sendra Martorell on Unsplash

I am not a human. I am from a planet orbiting a distant star called Sirius. Perhaps you’ve…

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Dan Canon
I Taught the Law

Civil rights lawyer, law professor, and high school dropout. Writes about the Midwest, class struggle, and the untold horrors of the legal system.