When Penises Become Skin-Piercing Weapons
Or what is traumatic insemination?

Penises out! En garde! Fight!
Although penis fencing isn’t a sport I’ve ever engaged in, it’s one I find fascinating. It involves much of the same skills necessary in regular fencing, like parrying, ripostes, and dodging, but instead of wielding a sword, the combatants wield their penises.