Why a Time Machine Would Instantly Kill You

A short lesson on Earth's movement through space

Image by the author. Inspired by the time machine in Day of the Tentacle.

A time machine! How awesome would that be, right?

You could finally meet all your deadlines, give your kindergarten bully a wedgie, and make out with your younger self. But don’t get too excited just yet. Time machines have one serious problem — they’d kill you. Instantly.