Later at the Bar with Captain Whatshisface
Chapter two of Captain Airplane
CW: So how you doin’, Capn’?
ME: Hello? Oh shit –
CW: Feel up to flyin’ today, you look a bit pale.
ME: Frankly, no, I never felt up to flying, I can’t remember how or why I ever became an airline pilot, and I feel less up to flying every goddamn day. I have nightmares every night about crashing some giant airplane into some other giant thing filled with…