Great Jokes of the Western World — Life

Here’s Looking at You!

Life, death, and shortbread

Better never than late

I’ve been thinking about what I would like people to say about me at my funeral and finally decided it would be, “Hey look, she’s still breathing!”

They can’t see me coming

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Britni Pepper

Britni Pepper has always enjoyed telling stories. About people, places and pleasures.