One Day in the Life of Ivanka the Bitch, A Novel, Chapter 9

Chapter 9: On The Razzle

8.29 am — ‘E’ is For Emotion, ‘F’ if For Fright

Join businesswoman Ivanka Tupolevka on the day she’s about to lose everything in the apocalyptic gulag of her divorce, with Brexshit to deal with, no HRT and surrounded by ‘fuckers’, will she ever escape the psycho ex and save her daughter?

Still networking with the ladies… but the brandy and codeine are starting to…




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Alexis Behrend

Alexis Behrend

Mother, author, poet, educator, escapee. Obsessed with finding ease in relationships, health, wellbeing and the juggling of life.

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