All The Rocks In My Aquarium

Linda, maniacally: If I don’t get that rock back by tonight, I’m calling the Pennsylvania Real Estate Commission and report you for — DISCRIMINATION!

#10 Real Estate Man

Photo by Joanna Kosvnska

This little line of dominos started falling when Real Estate Man first moved his office into Center City ,Philadelphia. Expanding his business and feeling stressed out, he tried to think of a way to relax…




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Brian Dickens Barrabee

Brian Dickens Barrabee

Involved in life and writes stories about the experience, Consistently Medium Top Writer: Sports, Humor, Parenting. His book: Confessions of a Real Estate Man.

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