Don’t Wave The Orange Flag On A First Date

This is what I’d call ‘Wisdom Adjacent’.

Photo by Noah Buscher on Unsplash

My friend Ryan loves two things: women and vegetables.

Once he said to me, “Ailsa Craig has the most beautiful shape you’ve ever seen.”

He looked at me like I was an idiot when he had to explain that Ailsa Craig was a type of onion he was growing, not a woman he was dating.

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Emily Kingsley

Emily Kingsley

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I mostly write about animals, including the human kind. Dead or alive. Also body parts. Contact me at e.kingsleywhalen@gmail.com. She/her.