How to Avoid ALL Disappointments

Just say those three little words that everyone wants to hear, to yourself

Photo by Michelle Phillips on Unsplash No you won’t

“We’ll get back to you within two weeks with a decision on your job application.”

“I’ll call you tomorrow.”

“I’ll put that in today’s mail.

How often have you heard statements like the three above — and there are countless other examples I could give — and…



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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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