I Believe In Astrology, Here’s Why
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And no, I’m not a New-Age nutter.
Over twenty years ago, when I first introduced my wife to my parents, my dad asked about her birthday. Then he narrowed his eyes. In his most sage, wise-man voice, he peered at my fiance and gave his verdict.
“Ah, an Aquarius. They’re known to be compulsive liars.”