A Humorous Revelation
The CATE Family Discussion
Every word represents someone in my family.
CommuniCATE is stressed because we can’t see eye to eye.
PrevariCATE is sighing because Trump just told another lie.
PontifiCATE wants everyone to listen to her speech.
MiseduCATE knows those followers are still out of logic’s reach.
AdvoCATE is trying to find out when the stimulus will arrive.
AlloCATE knows people need those funds to survive.
EradiCATE has homelessness in her sights.
CompliCATE feels there will be no end to the fights.
ForniCATE is just looking to have a good time.
EduCATE believes she is the solution to lower crime.
ImpliCATE is finding fault with her sisters and brothers.
SuffoCATE leaves the room so she doesn’t have to deal with others.
RepliCATE is wishing for days gone by.
MisloCATE is confused and trying not to cry.
VindiCATE tries desperately to concoct a solution.
DefeCATE clears the room with her form of verbal pollution.
I love my family, but sometimes they really stress me out. I am probably the only one who has to endure CATE family discussions, right?
Thanks for reading my poem about this deliCATE subject.
