‘The Patriarchy’ Just Saved Me From ‘The Patriarchy’

And I thanked him. Spoiler alert: I didn’t get murdered.

Nicole Chardenet
Jul 3 · 7 min read
He wasn’t Batman, but he was masked nevertheless. Photo by Mjutan on Wikimedia Commons

It was a lively trip to the drugstore this morning.

I was on a mission — to buy an umbrella, some stamps and mail a card before the skies opened up for the entire damn day in accordance with the prophecy that the deluge would commence at ten. Mobile…