The Strangest Emergency Department Case of “Holiday Heart” Ever Seen

Memorable “Meet and Greet”

You sir have the IQ of a pineapple, but we like you anyway. * * * Photo by Pineapple Supply Co. on Unsplash

This happened 30 years ago, but I remember him still.

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He was a little messed up, this 20-year-old skinny kid who was suddenly my Emergency Department patient.



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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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