The Unsolved Mystery of the Toe-Eating Dog

Do you believe?

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All the good floor sweepers have secrets, don’t you think?

The man who swept the floors in the lab where I worked during college was named Howser. He was a Vietnam vet who could never sneak up on you because he always wore a jangling ring of keys clipped to the belt loop of his jeans.

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Emily Kingsley

Emily Kingsley

I mostly write about animals, including the human kind. Dead or alive. Also body parts. Contact me at e.kingsleywhalen@gmail.com. She/her.

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