The Whole Family Has Covid-19, and They Brought it Upon Themselves

Except for grandma.

We call the mom “the red-faced, smokin’ sausage.”

She’s extremely unpleasant, galumphing from place to place in the neighborhood, but I’ve gone out of my way to be nice to her, so she speaks to me, occasionally. She’s never without a…



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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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