Health

Trapped on the Toilet with No Panties on, I had a Pain Breakdown

The dirty truth about old age

Ann Patchanan — stock.adobe.com / Author’s subscription

“I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.”
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

A Pain Breakdown

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Best-selling author of seven books. Writes whatever she wants. Engineer. Owner: No Air. Editor, MuddyUm.