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AI: Finding the truth
Who is Britni Pepper?
Will the real Britni please stand up?
I love AI. It’s quirky and it’s cranky and never quite exactly right but it’s fun to play with.
I’m not much of a “prompt whisperer”. Here’s what I gave the NightCafé image generator:
Britni Pepper, pondering over a book, a glass of wine by her side as she relaxes in a red bikini by the pool
I’m impressed that I’m well-known enough on the internet that the image is fairly close. The basics: tall, blonde, female, thirty-ish, all there. My limbs aren’t quite right and my god, what’s going on up top? Not quite what I see in the mirror, for sure.
Looks like I’m reading a textbook, not some trashy novel. I might need that whole bottle to get through it.
Hmmm. I had plenty of swimsuit time in my younger days — and often without the swimsuit if I had the right company — but that’s not me so much nowadays.
Let’s try something more reasonable:
Britni Pepper, typing on a laptop at a window seat in a first-class airport lounge.
