11 Steps To Ruin The Rest Your Life
The keys to success if you desire an unfulfilled life
Step one
Close your body language.
Go throughout life with a closed body language.
Slouch your shoulders, keep your head down, and never make eye contact.
Don't give anybody the impression that you're someone they can talk to or someone they can trust.
Appearing socially unreceptive will reduce the amount of friends you make.
And keep spontaneous human interaction to a minimum.
Which is great.
Hopefully everyone can just get out of your way and leave you alone.
Step two
Check your phone.
When in doubt, check your phone even if you don't know why.
Always look occupied so you don't have to interact with anybody you're not comfortable interacting with.
It could be awkward or unpredictable so don't risk it.
Tickle your brain stem whenever you don't know what to do.
Make this your default.
Do it so often that you genuinely forget how people are supposed to interact, further solidifying…
