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3 Strange, But Effective Morning Rituals That Lit My Fire and Made Me A Millionaire

They work and you should do them too

Alex Bentley
ILLUMINATION
Published in
5 min readMay 16, 2022

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What can I say? It might’ve taken me nearly a decade to pull off. But I did it. I’ve finally become a millionaire.

A multi-millionaire, that is.

In hindsight, it’s not all that difficult to become a millionaire. And thank goodness I had the patience and discipline to see it through to the end.

Because…

I’m now rolling around on the floor, a blanket of $100 bills as my mattress, smiling like a kid on Christmas Day, in my small 23-room mansion in the fabulous Hamptons.

But it wasn’t always this way. No, siree (or madam). I started out just like everyone else.

Small.

Insignificant.

Powerless.

I was just your Average Joe, grinding my fingers to the bone at an annoying and stressful 9–5 job I hated. With no hope for a future in sight.

Nonetheless, I realized if I wanted to become rich like my step-dad Elon Musk, I would have to change my mindset.

That’s precisely when — like a messenger from the high heavens above — I stumbled upon the…

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Alex Bentley
ILLUMINATION

I write about crypto, personal finance, business & tech. Also, I publish a bit of humor to make you laugh.