3 Strange Opinions I Hide That Are Guaranteed To Offend

Are they sheep or am I not understanding?

Kylie Craft
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3 min readSep 12, 2020
A group of identical sheep crowded together.
Photo by Krzysztof Kowalik on Unsplash

Opinions are like anuses; everybody has one. But my husband has banned me from bringing them up online or at parties. I really have no choice other than to bring these strange opinions up now, and then it will be out of my system. Please note that these are my opinions…