5 Adult Things I Learnt From My Shitty Childhood

Here’s what a mind on the edge of adulthood looks like

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I’m turning 18 in a few weeks, so I thought I’d try to distill everything I’ve learnt over the course of my life into a ten-point listicle before I forget what it was like to be a child.

These are the pieces of wisdom I have gathered to “go forth into the world”, I…