50 Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Ponder Existence
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3 min readFeb 23, 2022
- Life isn’t short. It’s the longest thing you’ll ever be a part of.
- Out of the eight million species on the planet — humans are the only ones that pay to live on it.
- Living people eat dead mushrooms and living mushrooms eat dead people.
- Most guys will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.
- A telephone makes sound travel faster than the speed of sound.
- You’ve probably seen at least one person on their last day alive.
- The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you.
- If you’re planning to procrastinate tomorrow instead of today, you’re procrastinating procrastination.
- It’s impossible to ‘save’ a life, you only delay death.
- There is a possibility you will end up in the background of somebody’s family photo or video and never know you were in it.
- At some point, the internet will be older than all humans alive.
- One star in the daytime can blind you, but a thousand stars in the night sky is a beautiful scene.
- A person whose birthday is on December 31st can never say their birthday is next year.
- As a kid your parents say, “don’t talk…
