A conversation between a chicken and god

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God: from my records, I can see you weren’t skewered on a shawarma grill or deep-fried at KFC. How did you escape your fate? I’m glad you didn’t chicken out like the other chickens.

Chicken: firstly, tell me if Colonel Sanders made it to hell. I want to know if he’s getting deep-fried like my community in KFC.