A Fairy F*^%#:! Tale
Our first Green Frog showed up at the pond this morning.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sebastian Olivier-Kelmscott.
I am a Green Frog; happy and ready to croak. The frog from the fairy-tale? No, what a crock of shit that is. Oh sure, my pals goad me about it, let some weirdo princesses kiss me. Not me, no way. I’m happy being a frog. Princesses can go…