A Moving Experience: Going bank-shit crazy

Image by Jose Miguel Guardeño from Pixabay

A week ago, this is where I stood with a frozen bank account: a Human Banker Person from the call center of the largest bank in the US had recommended that I not fight the arbitrary blocking of my six-year-old investment account in said bank, but rather do an end run around the problem by opening a new investment account at a convenient local branch. Then I could move my assets from my old account to the new one…