Feb 16
2 min read
A Non-Cringey Valentine’s Day
In nine easy steps
- 1. Go to the gym as usual, and for breakfast, eat or serve nothing unusual, and then push off for work as if it were just another Monday morning.
- 2. On the way home, recall that it is Valentine’s Day after having already passed the florists’.
- 3. Decide to buy potted plants with blooming flowers instead.
