Mar 14
6 min read
Damn weddings
A Wedding In The Mountains
The bride looks hot in a drunk way
He’s wearing a dicky bow.
“You know, the average heart beats 100,000 times a day, Frank,” he says.
I’ve only known him since the start of this meal, but already he feels okay about subjecting me to his painful facts. His name is Geoff, and he is…
