All I Had To Do Was Do It And I Got A Free Reward
The advantages of having big breasts, lol
Carrying two twin planets on your chest is not the easiest task. However, I recently discovered that it’s not as bad as it seems — after all, it was thanks to this that I received a free reward, lol.
That’s right, a free reward for anyone who has two balloons!
And mind you, this is really necessary for us plus-sized women. After all, everything from a simple bra to the planet’s gravity is our sworn enemy — That said, nothing beats a free reward to balance the game. Lol.
But all jokes aside, this actually happened to me — receiving a free reward for being “advantaged” on top.
But how the hell did this happen? lol
You see, Saturday is a perfect day to spend money at the mall, right? Well, while I was there looking for a new pair of jeans that would flatter my curves as beautiful as the roads of Iceland, I noticed that between one shelf and another, one of the sales assistants was looking at me as if I was a piece of super juicy Wagyu level 5 beef.
You know when you’re looking at someone surreptitiously and they notice? Well, he was looking at me like that — And every time I turned to look, he turned his face as fast as the earth rotates, lol.
