ILLUMINATION
Published in

ILLUMINATION

Amazon Wants You To Dress Like a Sparkly Ninja

I don’t know why

Sparkly ninja cartoon — Amazon Wants You To Dress Like a Sparkly Ninja
Gif by Author via Canva

While browsing through Amazon for an article I’m working on, my eyes freeze on a monstrosity of a dress — if you can call it a dress.

It’s an outfit, all right.

A sparkly ninja outfit, almost as if that vampire from the Twilight series (Edward what’s-his-name) decided to dress up like a shimmering cat…

--

--

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Christopher Kokoski

Christopher Kokoski

Endlessly curious| proud word nerd| Don’t miss my next article — sign up to my Medium email list: https://bit.ly/3yy18Bc